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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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