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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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