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A Man's Life

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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