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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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