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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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