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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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