A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz