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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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