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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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