A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda