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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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