A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash