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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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