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4 Men, 1 Face

When four minds are better than one

4 Men, 1 Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Making a four-gone conclusion

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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