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4 Men, 1 Face

When four minds are better than one

4 Men, 1 Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Making a four-gone conclusion

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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