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4 Men, 1 Face

When four minds are better than one

4 Men, 1 Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Making a four-gone conclusion

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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