QuotaBillsA married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler
Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb
In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf