Zoo Invitation
Come to the zoo before the zoo comes to you
Wildlife Welcome to Perth, Western Australia
QuotaBillsLife is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway