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Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. - Ross McGuinness

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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