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Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. - Ross McGuinness

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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