Young Body Painter

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson