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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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