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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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