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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence. - Ansel Adams

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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