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Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Ask what Time is, it is nothing else but something of eternal duration become finite, measurable and transitory. - William Law

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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