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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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