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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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