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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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