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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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