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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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