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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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