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Winter Tree

Fall colours in the Lower Rainland, B.C.

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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