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Winter Tree

Fall colours in the Lower Rainland, B.C.

Winter Tree thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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