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Winter Traffic Lights

Making intersections fun to stop at

Winter Traffic Lights thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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