QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett
I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda
You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde
It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin
It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay