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Window Fall Repair

Fall protection can be a real window pane

Window Fall Repair thanks to Barry McCartney

Preparing for a descent

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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