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Looking at the Outside World of Real Life 2.0

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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