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Window Closure

Apple app closes another Windows window

Window Closure thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at the Outside World of Real Life 2.0

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Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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