Window Closure
Apple app closes another Windows window
Looking at the Outside World of Real Life 2.0
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson