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Windmill Guitar

Guitar for sail - never miss another music chord!

Windmill Guitar thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tuneup time depends on string rotation

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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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