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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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