Where Nobody Speeds
The Mounties always get their man
QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell