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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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