What Bird?
Cat in the act
Some days it's hard to hide the evidence
QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork