What Bird?

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo