What Bird?

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge