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Wet Tents

Watered down meeting of fair weather campers

Wet Tents thanks to Keith Blake

Summer weather was in-tents at the campground

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Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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