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Water Walkers - Part II

Staying on the top side of wet

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Where it’s easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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