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Water Walkers - Part II

Staying on the top side of wet

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Where it’s easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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