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Water Walkers - Part I

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Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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