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Water Walkers - Part I

Where it's easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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