QuotaBillsKettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler