Water Supply
Tapping into India's scarce resources
Some East Indians walk miles for their drinking water
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown