Water Stoppers
How the Dutch keep the water behind the dikes
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown