Water Stoppers

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown