QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown