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Wall Climb

Off the wall climbing - who needs a ladder?

Wall Climb thanks to Keith Blake

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

True audacity is the trick of knowing how far you can go in going too far. - Jean Cocteau

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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