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Wall Climb

Off the wall climbing - who needs a ladder?

Wall Climb thanks to Keith Blake

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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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