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Wall Climb

Off the wall climbing - who needs a ladder?

Wall Climb thanks to Keith Blake

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Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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