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Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens to the which our wills are gardeners. - William Shakespeare

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. - Jon Hamm

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

Spirituality is not easy to define, but you can tell when it is present. It is the fragrance of the garden of the Lord, the power to change the atmosphere around you, the influence that makes Christ real to others. - Oswald Sanders

One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

These wrestlers aren't organized. They have no union, no pension and no insurance. You meet wrestler after wrestler who sold out Madison Square Garden ten years ago, basically running on fumes today. There's a lot of drama there. - Darren Aronofsky

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. - George Edward Moore

Good Neighbour: 1. A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb it; 2. One who doesn't borrow his garden hose back too often; 3. One who gives you the benefit of the dirt; 4. One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Garden: 1. A place where some of the bulbs seem to think they're buried instead of planted; 2. A thing of beauty and a job forever; 3. Something most men prefer to turn over in their minds; 4. Something that dies if you don't water it, and rots if you do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I ask my medical students to describe their image of a woman who elects to birth with a midwife rather than with an obstetrician, they generally describe a woman who wears long cotton skirts, braids her hair, eats only organic vegan food, does yoga, and maybe drives a VW microbus. - Alice Dreger

The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world. - Michael Pollan


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