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Uplifting Church

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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