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Uplifting Church

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Uplifting Church thanks to Keith Blake

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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