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Uplifting Church

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Uplifting Church thanks to Keith Blake

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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