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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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