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Umbrella For Two

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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