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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash


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