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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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