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The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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