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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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