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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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