QuotaBillsMy family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown