Train Hits Deer

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele