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Traffic Jam Intersection

Drivers slowly approach the 'me first' intersection

Traffic Jam Intersection thanks to Gregg Steele

Preparing for a long commute on the highway to nowhere

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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