'Top Down' Snow Removal
Plunging forecast for snow shovelers
Snow pyramid scheme - latest balcony uprising
QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood