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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris