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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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