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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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