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Tongue Shoes

Let your feet do the talking!

Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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