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Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Tongue Twister: A phrase that gets your tang all tongueled up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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