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Titanic Trailer

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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