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Tis the Season to be Wasteful

Practice waist and waste management this Holiday Season

Tis the Season to be Wasteful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. - Kurt Cobain

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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