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Tis the Season to be Wasteful

Practice waist and waste management this Holiday Season

Tis the Season to be Wasteful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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