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Tire Trike

Why be too tired when you can be three tired?

Tire Trike thanks to Keith Blake

Tire re-Cycling

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I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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