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This Is My Road

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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

Road rage in Africa: who owns the roads?

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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