QuotaBillsThe road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb
We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown
I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear
Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran
We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale
Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie
He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis
"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha
Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis