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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Operator! Give me the number for 911! - Homer Simpson

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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