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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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