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THIRTEEN

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THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Age is a number - mine is unlisted. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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