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THIRTEEN

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

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Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying. - Tom Hopkins

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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