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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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