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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Numbers have neither substance, nor meaning, nor qualities. They are nothing but marks. - Hermann Weyl

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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