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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first. - Josiah Quincy

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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