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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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