Thirsty Snake
Deady Australian Beer Viper
How hot was it in Texas today?
QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster