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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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