Thirsty Snake

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com