Thirsty Snake

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster