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To think is to differ. - Clarence Darrow

Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into? - Archie Bunker

Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore I am) - Rene Descartes

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. - Walter Lippmann

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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