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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more. - Jack Hampasch

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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