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They think too little who talk too much. - John Dryden

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

All shall be done, but it may be harder than you think. - C S Lewis

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A big part of being a well-adjusted person is accepting that you can't be good at everything. - Kelly W Brown

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I had discovered a terrible vulnerability I myself which I think of not as cowardliness but as an ability to imagine too much. - William Kittredge

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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