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I think, therefore I am. - Rene Descartes

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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