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Big mouthfuls often choke. - Italian Proverb

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Oh, the thinks you can think! - Dr. Seuss

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Somebody's boring me - I think it's me. - Dylan Thomas

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. - Elaine Morgan

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. - Joseph Roux

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Outsourcing is inevitable, and I don't think it's necessarily treating people like things. - Stephen Covey

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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