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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. - Unknown

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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