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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it's not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W.S. Gilbert

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Outsourcing is inevitable, and I don't think it's necessarily treating people like things. - Stephen Covey

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. - Brandon Sanderson

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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