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I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

As he thinks, so he is; as he continues to think, so he remains. - James Allen

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all. - Hypatia

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something. - Robin Williams

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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