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We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They can do all because they think they can. - Virgil

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's so much easier to know who you are when there aren't a thousand people telling you who they think you are. - Miley Cyrus

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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