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To think is to differ. - Clarence Darrow

Think Globally, Act Locally - Rene Dubos

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

It isn't what we say or think that defines us, but what we do. - Jane Austen

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

See the things you want as already yours. Think of them as yours, as belonging to you, as already in your possession. - Robert Collier

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

I had discovered a terrible vulnerability I myself which I think of not as cowardliness but as an ability to imagine too much. - William Kittredge

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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