The Spacebar

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl