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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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