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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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