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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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