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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams


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