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Take My Advice

Leadership 'tips'

Take My Advice thanks to Keith Blake

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

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