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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you. - Unknown

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer


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